Marshawn Lynch has a future in analysis

April 10th, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

The NCAA Tournament is over, the Masters is but four days long, and then summer hits. Not a whole lot to do but watch the NBA Playoffs, and while I’m totally geeked for the playoffs, I reknize that not everyone loves the NBA. These people are all racists.

So NFL draft talk takes over, and if I have my way, Marshawn Lynch is going to be side-by-side with Mel Kiper on every Sportscenter segment until everyone is off the board. He will have a hyphy index, a metric that correlates performance to hyphy style for each draft pick. When the final grades are in, Kiper will give his grade, and Lynch will present his Yee Award to the team with the most exciting set of picks.

Why am I not a media executive again?