This would have been so much better

February 7th, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

Comrade in FanHouse Larry Brown has the alternate Reebok “Perfectville” commercial today, and I’ve got to say: This was way more enjoyable than the actual commercial. Not as enjoyable as if it had ended with Mercury Morris on his knees, wailing in a melded pool of tears and urine, cursing the gods for his lost immortality, swearing off narcissism forever, just before a lightning bolt sets that suburban husk of a home on fire as an angry, vengeful God UNLEASHES DESTRUCTION AND FURY FOR ALL THE WORLD TO –

Whoa. Sorry about that. Just … this commercial will do fine, I suppose.