Nancy Kerrigan feels you on this one, bro

September 13th, 2006 | Posted by PostmanR

Um, next time you’re the backup punter and want to grab the starter’s job at the University of Northern Colorado, stabbing the dude in the goddamned leg might not be the best idea.

To the backup’s credit, he certainly picked the best spot to stab his rival – the thigh of his kicking leg.

Which, if you’re a punter, is probably the worst possible spot on your body to get stabbed. You know, like if you were a brain surgeon and somebody stabbed you in both of your hands. Or, if you were Stephen A. Smith and somebody stabbed you in the mouth.

He hasn’t been convicted of anything yet and his bond hearing is set for today.

OK, now time for another Brett Favre joke : Aaron Rodgers are you taking notes?!?!?!

Zing.