COTM: Spreading the wealth

December 17th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

Do to my move this weekend and the fact that my new place was devoid of cable or the Internet and I had a dead phone, I have no clue what’s going on in the world. Literally, aliens could have landed somewhere in the loop and slowly worked their way north plotting my death or anal probe yesterday, and I would have had no idea. So as I try to catch up, here’s how I’m doing it:

I have this idea of Tony Romo’s bedroom: Tony’s lying there in his pink bed with a Jessica Simpson poster above it so he can greet her every morning. He probably just lays in bed a lot as her song “I Think I’m in Love You” plays on repeat via his iPod. He sings along to the whole thing, too. Just a thought I had, really. {FanHouse}

Andy Pettitte admitted to taking HGH. Good for him. The best part of all this is it makes Roger Clemens looking that much more douchey. Always a plus in my book. {Sports Biz with D. Rov}

E.J. didn’t lose a step. In fact, he may have gained a few. (So what if it was against Western Carolina?) {Hoosier Scoop}

It’s peanut butter jelly time in Ann Arbor. Les Miles is in fact, not a liar. {MGoBlog}

I think the Dolphins winning is great. They’re going to have some great momentum heading into Week 16. Also, Wayne Huizenga apparently cried after the win. {FanNation}

Oh, and our comments still aren’t working. I’m going to try and flesh that out this evening, hopefully. No promises, though.

Miss USA fell

May 29th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

The only way I’m getting away with posting a video from the Miss Universe — how come this competition never features aliens? seems unfair — contest last night is A) Tony Romo was a judge and B) it’s a competition.

Anyways, here’s Miss USA, Rachel Smith, completely biting it during the evening gown portion of the show. Somehow, someway she still got fourth runner-up.

It’s kind of like how the Bears stumbled all the way to the Super Bowl last year, no?

{HT: The Superficial.}