Chicago meatheads rejoice: Tom Zbikowski visits Bears

April 14th, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

Oh no.

I’ve never met an intelligent Notre Dame fan that liked Tom Zbikowski. I’ve never met a dumb one that didn’t absolutely love him. Put these two things together, and you’ve got a recipe for Chicago meatheadedness to rival only that of people who still want Aaron Rowand back in Chicago.

He’s got the passion! He plays with fire! He’s blue-collar, even though he’s a millionaire and plays a child’s game! Ryan Theriot! It has nothing to do with their skin color! AHHHHHHHHH!

/head explodes