Celebrity friends = world takeover?

November 20th, 2006 | Posted by PostmanR

Super cool and fab couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes marriage was probably really extravagant in Italy this weekend. I bet you Katie’s dress was crafted by Xenu himself.

And they hang out with Posh and Beckham, which ups their game a considerable amount. That is, until, I read the reports that Mr. Real Madrid and Ms. Spice Girl may be converting to Scientology.

That’s just not cool. Sure Beckham can teach Tom’s little ones some soccer and bending and all that jazz, but dude, lay off the Scientology. If the most popular and recognizable face in the most popular and recognizable sport in the world starts to believe in L. Ron Hubbard’s teachings, it won’t be long before everyone in the world is getting their E-meter on.

It could be a mass world takeover. I’m scared. You should be, too.