Oh …

April 24th, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

So that explains it.

Nothing to add. When the Onion nails it, all you can do is step back and admire.

The Onion: A nation mourns for Griffey

May 31st, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

I know The Onion is a satirical site. But after reading this article on how we’d all rather have Ken Griffey Jr. break the home run record than Bonds and how Griffey’s career the last few years has just been bad break after bad break, I can’t help but feel like this article is actually reality — not something dreamt up by the creative team over there.