Slumpbusters everywhere, rejoice

January 3rd, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

Kevin Youkilis is a baseball player. He has a beard, OK? And it’s not just any beard — it’s the beard of baseball player who chews tobacco and waves his bat at the plate with the force of ten thousand Spartans. Actually, come to think of it, that beard looks more like a meth head’s beard after many years of combing and meth. He looks like a Hell’s Angel that decided that doing meth was more fun than breaking hippie skulls. Kevin Youkilis looks weird.

Anyway, what was I saying? I’ve got meth on the brain! Ha .. ha ha … ahem. Right, Kevin Youkilis. He looks weird, right? Did I already say that? I did? When?

Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, Kevin Youkilis. Looks weird. Right. And has a sport. He’s starting a drink. A drink company. Here, just read this:

Corona, CA - January 2, 2008 - Red Sox Gold Glove first baseman Kevin Youkilis has teamed up with California based MBSB Holdings, LLC to produce a new energy drink geared towards sports fans and athletes. SlumpBuster, a term widely recognized by athletes and fans, will be launched in the 1st quarter of ‘08 with hopes of being the official energy drink of locker rooms and stadium concession stands worldwide.

Under the terms of the partnership, Youkilis will serve as lead spokesperson for the product . In addition, MBSB is currently working with Youk in developing “Youk’s Signature” SlumpBuster. The special edition can will be rolled out in the Northeast and Midwest., with a portion of the proceeds from “Youk’s Signature” being donated to Kevin Youkilis Hits for Kids, Kevin’s charity.

Get involved and be the first in your area to “Take Down a SlumpBuster”.

Ugly women of the world, rejoice! Instead of just being degraded in back bar conversations and locker rooms, you can now be degraded — by a dude with a meth beard, no less! — in the aisles of every supermarket in the greater Massachusetts area! And people say feminism is dead.

{HT: Red Sox Monster}