My Monday, in video form

June 2nd, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

Ah, life. It’s a motherfucker. Sometimes you have lots of time to blog, and sometimes it’s Monday and you spent all weekend drinking and you are stuck playing catch-up and you have literally nothing done, nothing, and so you just Google “Nut Shot” and click the first thing that pops up.

And then that video is a visual demonstration of your life. I wouldn’t call it providence, so much as the universal nut-kickerry of Monday morning.

Posting may or may not be light the rest of the day. Apologies. I’m sure you’ll get over it.

Ow ow ow

October 22nd, 2007 | Posted by PostmanE

Dear average disinterested American soccer viewer that probably played rec league as a child:

Remember when you would kick your leg up really high, and a teenage referee would call “dangerous play,” and you wouldn’t really know what he was talking about because you were pretty sure that wasn’t dangerous at all and really you were only just trying to kick the ball, not be dangerous, and what’s so wrong about that? Remember that? And then your parents would start screaming about it? That was fun!

This is why that rule was invented. That is the definition of a dangerous play. Still, fortunately for us, dangerous is often synonymous with entertaining.

{HT: The Offside}