I prefer Google Maps

February 6th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

Via the Fanhouse and the always entertaining EDSBS, comes this handy little college football recruiting map. Just select a school and BAM! it spits out where all the program’s recruits are located geographically. (With signing day looming tomorrow, this isn’t quite up to date all the way yet.)

I can only assume this idea is about to take off. In fact, I bet you Matt Leinart and Tom Brady already have this set up for the amount of women they’ve each boned. Obviously, Tom has the leg up on the East Coast, with Leinart holding down the trim on the Left Coast.

It’s all just a battle for the Midwest now, folks.

Um, yeah, OK, People Magazine

August 30th, 2006 | Posted by PostmanR

Much abuzz on the Internet tubes about Matt Leinart laying the pipe down and throwing the proverbial bun in his beau Paris Hilton’s Brynn Cameron’s oven.

When I first saw it here (via here), I thought OK, just a ‘sources said’ story, nothing 100% concrete or for certain yet. Probably or maybe true, but hey, let’s hold off on the ‘Trojan forgot his Trojan’ jokes till we get a full conformation. (I nor E will ever make such a joke, karma is a B, people.)

But, it looks like this story is now confirmed. That is if you believe the fine individuals at People Magazine. Yes, that People Magazine. You know, the one that puts pictures of Katie Holmes in her home through a window in which she may or may not be holding a bulge that is baby Suri. (Far be it from us to knock the publication too bad, we’ve had some questionable content on this here blog before.)

The twist in this fine story for me is how Leiny continually felt the need to state he was just some normal dude, no different than you or I, dear reader. Then came Paris Hilton. Then came People Magazine ‘breaking’ this story.

He sure is sexy though, no?

Matt Leinart : Just a normal dude

May 11th, 2006 | Posted by PostmanR

If you haven’t caught it by now, new Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart has been writing a draft diary for ESPN over the past couple weeks. In his latest edition, Leinart laments over his celebrity status and his relationship with the media.

It’s all this media attention. I guess you could say it’s my fault, but at the same time, I’m just being a normal dude…..Celebrities are really just normal people. They’re just as normal as any other human being. The media portrays them in a certain way. It constantly involves their private life and it sucks. It really does. I’ve gotten a taste of that. It’s always: Who am I dating? I’m not dating anyone. I’m really not. There’s no time for me to date anybody. I hang out with people. I have a good time. I turned 23 years old today. What people don’t even realize is that I was in a relationship for a year that just ended a few months back. It’s a joke.Everywhere I go and everybody I talk to gets out in the media. It makes me look a certain way when in reality I’m just a normal guy. I’m having a good time. I realize I have to make good choices and I’ve done all the right things. It just sucks. I’m not going to sit in my house every night, play with my thumbs and not go out.

Postmen translation:

Guys, I’m 23. When I can rope in any girl I want, why the hell would I be in a relationship? I mean, Paris Hilton was probably the easiest score I’ve had in awhile. (Okay, okay, not like that should be news to anyone or anything.)

It’s annoying that the media is always around because it limits the fun I can have. I mean, once these pictures surfaced on the Internet, I realized I had to be more careful. Which really just sucks.

O yeah, and celebrities are just normal people. I’m a normal dude.

Love,
Matt

If only we could all be Matt Leinart.

It’s a slow sports day…

May 3rd, 2006 | Posted by PostmanR

…And since we can’t find anything too blog-worthy at the moment, here’s a compilation of what some other sports bloggers are talking about.

The Mighty MJD does not like Joe Buck.

The Realests are backing up the Bears for not drafting any worthy offensive talent.

Hawk says the White Sox have rhythm.

Free Darko thinks this is a problem.

Matt Leinart and Paris Hilton? That’s hot.