PostmanR’s guide to Halloween

October 25th, 2006 | Posted by PostmanR

EDIT: Shortly after I threw this post up, E tipped me off that everyone’s favorite sports blog had this link in leftovers. Sorry friends, I wasn’t surfing the Interweb all day like usual – I was on the academia grind. So, this post isn’t all too original, but the ideas within it are. Happy reading!

I was going to wait till next week to bust this out, but, if you, dear reader, are still scratching your brain for a costume, perhaps I can be of some assistance.

Here are some costume ideas sure to make your friends cackle with glee…or something like that.

Jay Mariotti:

Pretty straight-forward getup. Grab a unibrow, put some product in your hair, get a smug look on your face and go around gallivanting like you own the party you’re at, when in fact everyone hates your haughty-ness, your ideas and well, everything about you. (Including your soul.)

Charlie Weis:

Buy a sumo suit, put on a Notre Dame polo and some khaki slacks. And eat lots of cheesburgers – lots of cheeseburgers.

Sports blogger:

Pajama pants, a laptop, visceral hatred for mainstream media, although you read and enjoy it every day. Perhaps a couch to lie on as well as some cheetos. Misguided anger a must.

Michael Irvin:

Crack pipe? Check. Obnoxious striped suit? Check. Television skills?….Check?

Oh, you could also dress up as Corey Lidle like one of your buddies is doing. He’s probably going to hell, though. (Although, inappropriate costumes are the best, no?)