Case of the Mondays: Remember, remember the run of Adrian Peterson

November 5th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

… Men talking inside Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese

Man with goofy hat and chaps: I do say fine sir, have you seen this American National Football League running back from the fur trading regions of the Minnesota Territory?

Man with beard and goofy clothes: Why yes, I read about him in this morning’s London Oxford Gazette.

Man with goofy hat and chaps: He moves with the swiftness of a gazelle and the passion of a Shakespearian sonnet!

Man with beard and goofy clothes: It is as if he tars and feathers the other footballers on the opposition has he dodges their arms, their legs!

/men blow whistles, receive more beer from barkeep and somehow are transported to year 2007

Man with goofy hat and chaps: I do say, what is this device with the shape of an Apple on it? And is this some sort of moving picture with Adrian Peterson?

Man with beard and goofy clothes: I do believe so! What a fantastic invention! Look at his form! So swift, so cunning!

/both of their heads explode because well, they simply couldn’t handle it all

(Quite possibly the most embarrassingly ill-conceived post of all-time on this site. I can say that with almost absolute certainly. Happy Guy Fawke’s Day!)