G-reg is ready to rock this b

April 30th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanE

Both R and I were mildly intrigued, and pleased, by the Bears’ first round pick on Saturday. His name his Greg Olsen, a tight end from Miami who is one of those more-like-a-wide-receiver types, from what we hear. I am a fan of those sorts of tight ends, assuming they’re used properly and aren’t expected to block for Cedric Benson, who will likely need as much help as possible to get free of the line of scrimmage next year.

But there’s a whole ‘nother reason I’m hopping on the Greg Olsen bandwagon: he’s part of the 7th Floor Crew! From Tremendous Upside Potential:

“(Whats your name?) G-Reg. (What you do?) Get head. (How you do it?) Drop my drawers, let her see my third leg. Chillin’ on the 7th floor, I gotta let these chickens know Big Greg is in the house, and I’m gonna to make these hoes choke. On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear. While I’m laughin at these guys, a second nut all in her eyes. (Wait a minute…in her eyes?) In her eyes.”

You know what G-reg? We’re think you’re gonna get along with the Sex Cannon just fine, man. Just fine.