People really, really don’t like Joakim Noah

March 28th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanE

Spurred on by Pat Forde’s story today, we had a look at some of the Facebook groups that have sprouted thanks to one collective trait: a seething hate for Joakim Noah. Some examples:

• Joakim Noah Looks Like Chewbacca
• I wanna set Joakim Noah’s hair on fire
• Joakim Noah Is The Ugliest Thing I’ve Ever Seen
• Joakim Noah=Sloth from Goonies
• Joakim Noah looks like a stressed out single mom!
• Joakim Noah is Unnecessarily Ugly
• Joakim Noah spends hours a day in front of the mirror fixing his ponytail
• Joakim Noah looks an awful lot like my sister
• Breathe if you hate Joakim Noah

It goes on like this for 155 groups! I knew people hated the guy - and I knew Noah understood he had “haters” - but man, nothing can describe the embarrassment Noah faces every time he wants to update his interests!