Texas fans sure have their priorities straight

November 15th, 2006 | Posted by PostmanR

So, you know how Texas lost to Kansas State this weekend? Well, it wasn’t because Colt McCoy went down or K. State quarterback Josh Freeman had a career day or because of the amount of freak plays on both sides of the ball. No, folks. It’s because of Doug Flutie.

You see, a Texas fan sent Flutie an e-mail threatening him after the loss saying “You jinxed the Longhorn faithful and a chance at the national title.”

Which, is the obvious choice here. Remember what Jay Mariotti says kids, announcers can jinx games!

And not only that, they can pretty much screw up your whole life, too. Your girlfriend cheats on you? Blame Doug Flutie. Democrats take over control of the house and the senate? Doug Flutie f’ed it up for you, bro.

Dickie V. once ruined a test grade for me. True story.