Jake Plummer drives a Honda Element

May 24th, 2006 | Posted by PostmanR

Athletes and road rage. Ah, what a fitting pair.

According to the Rocky Mountain News, Denver Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer cut off a driver in Englewood, Colorado last month (not to be confused with Inglewood (always up to no good), California) and after feeling a ‘bump’ at a stoplight from the car of this said driver, Plummer got out of his Honda Element and kicked that dude’s Ford Ranger.

This story is laughable for a few reasons. First, Plummer claims he was in a hurry because he was delivering a check to a charity from his foundation. (If he was late to his grandma’s funeral, he could score sympathy points. Giving money to a charity? Not so much.)

Second, because of this.

Stone said he did not recognize Plummer as the man who was behind the wheel and who kicked his truck until he saw a police report identifying the quarterback as the alleged culprit. A big reason for that was that Plummer no longer had his game beard on.

See attached photo.

Third, because as we all know, sometimes Jake the Snake is not used to hitting things at close range, like oh, say, a wide-open receiver.

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