From the It-Doesn’t-Even-Matter file

August 18th, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

You know your quarterback situation’s bad when this is the top sports story in the most important newspaper in your city:

It’s not that we’ve actually come to the point where Kyle Orton is not only the favorite in the Bears’ quarterback competition. That’s not the first sign of a crisis; that’s just business as usual. It’s when the usually reasonable David Haugh throws his hands up in the air and starts pining for Kyle Orton — that, friends, that is when you are truly fucked.

This season is going to rule.