The only way to fix Barkley’s swing? A reality show.

August 14th, 2008 | Posted by PostmanR

Have you guys ever seen that Pussycat Dolls reality show? I don’t know what it’s called or who’s in it or what’s at stake, but I kept it on for three minutes last night because two girls were in the bathtub together at the same time. AND I BET THAT WAS TOTALLY NOT STAGED.

Apparently, Charles Barkley is getting his own reality show to help fix his swing on the Golf Channel and Tiger Wood’s swing coach,  Hank Haley, is getting the call to correct it. I hope it does not feature him and another dude in a bathtub. (Unless it is Dwyane Wade.) The details:

The goal: “Fix Charles Barkley’s swing,’’ says Sir Charles, who took Woods’ suggestion and called Haney. “It’s some ugly (stuff), isn’t it? It’s not only terrible, it’s embarrassing.’’

“I was telling Hank (Tuesday) that when I’m standing over the ball, I’m (expletive deleted) terrified. I have no idea what’s going to happen. He told me he used to have the yips, but not as bad as me. That’s what makes me think he can fix what’s wrong.’’

I used to have the yips too. But I went to this golf outing on Tuesday, and this guy that used to play for the Yankees and then went on to the PGA Tour gave me lessons the whole day and now I only have half a case of the yips. So if I half-cured my yips in one day, I think a whole reality series is going to straighten Charles out.

Yips-ee!