Charlie Weis is desperate for your love

June 26th, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

Aw, poor Charlie Weis. Who knew that behaving like a jerk and being bad at your job would turn a few people off?

“The biggest problem I have,” Weis says, “is people who don’t know me, who have never spoken to me, think I’m an a[ss]hole.”

So Weis is out to set the record straight. He’s not, in fact, an asshole. He just plays one at press conferences.

What he doesn’t seem to understand is that Notre Dame people don’t care if you’re a total jerkoff, so long as you win. Win, and feel free to cavort with underage college girls. (Not Notre Dame girls. St. Mary’s. Duh.) Feel free to fill The Grotto with Pabst Blue Ribbon and suckle till you pass out in front of Knott dorm. Deliver a 12-1 season and a BCS win and enjoy the heroin afterwards; no one cares! Notre Dame’s good again! Wooooo! Yeah, Charlie!

The best thing Weis can do for his “public image” is to not suck at being a football coach. Anything else, and you’re just overthinking things.

{Via.}