Reality television reaches new pinnacle with Dallas Cowboys

May 21st, 2008 | Posted by PostmanR

Here is something I’ll never wrap my head around for men of my ilk — see: single, just out of college — why the eff don’t you know how to cook something? Why do you eat a bag of chips for dinner? Food is our very sustenance, it’s not really that hard to slap a good cut of meat on a pan with some seasoning, flip it over, take it off the flame and eat it. Add in some broccoli or spinach or something green on top of the meal for good measure and voila, it resembles something decent. And why wouldn’t you want to eat somewhat well every night? Something good and hearty? How many questions in a row can I ask? I don’t know? That shouldn’t have had a question mark after it? I can’t stop?

Anyways: the Cowboys are doing a cooking show. Via MSNBC and AA:

But in reality, the working title for a new television show scheduled to be filmed in Dallas is “Cooking with the All Pros.” Here’s the recipe: Grab some Dallas Cowboys. Toss in some contestants. Place them before television cameras and let them cook.

Dallas Cowboys tight end Jason Witten has tentatively agreed to approach teammates and former Cowboys standouts to appear on the new reality TV show, which will pair fans with players, and pit them against each other in cooking competitions, according to those involved in planning the show.

OMG MAYBE TONY ROMO WILL BE ON THEIR WITH JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOE HER DAD I LVOE THEM