Don King now shilling for Crocs

April 9th, 2008 | Posted by PostmanR

I’ve already said my piece on Crocs, so I’m just going to dive right into this one here: the longer this commercial spot went on, the more and more confused I got. However, I’ve already rush ordered a pair of red Crocs off Zappos.

Because Don King, you had me at “don’t give me no pie in the sky when I die, give me a Croc, a song on the ground when I’m around.” You’re a regular Carl Sandburg over there, buddy.

Note: I may have transcribed the last part of that line wrong. Hard to tell, really. Video via Sportaphile.