Chris Mottram and I share a lot of things

April 3rd, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

Our preferences in blogs. Love for that scene in The Wire where all McNulty and Bunk say is “fuck.” Saliva. Oh, and one more thing: A giant, throbbing man-love for Chad Johnson, borne from the hope that he will save either of our mediocre NFL franchises from total boredom. At least, that’s how I feel about Chad. The Redskins aren’t nearly as boring as the Bears. (Though we do have Brandon Lloyd now.)

Anyway, this is what I’m talking about:

See what I mean? It’s a total train wreck, and it’s very confusing, and I feel bad for Brian Kenny. But I want that in Chicago as quickly as possible.

Jay Mariotti’s head would explode.*

(*Or, knowing Mariotti’s schtick, he’d smile maniacally to himself before he sat down at his computer, knowing full well that he doesn’t hate Chad Johnson but happy to tear the dude to pieces for all the cliched reasons anyway. Same deal, really.)