This weather is making me seasonally deprizzled

This isn’t even a sports headline, but since I picked on the Stimes the other day, it’s only fair I point this Trib headline out:

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Yes, that’s snizzle. As in snow and drizzle. Or, as in “I just ripped a bowl and this doppler is geeking me out. Let’s inexplicably listen to some Snoop Dogg.”

In other news, these afternoon games are destroying my spirit. Marquette is finally pulling away from Kentucky, Pittsburgh’s putting it on Oral Roberts, and Baylor is simultaneously ruining my bracket and making Purdue look primed for an Elite Eight run. It’s a good thing there are like 8000 million more games later today and tomorrow. God, this tournament rules.

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