Tiger Woods can do anything

March 6th, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

Tiger Woods is so good at golf, he makes other professional players not even try. Tiger Woods is so good at golf that he singlehandedly got Golfweek’s editor in chief fired. Tiger Woods is so good at golf that he’s also … kind of OK at baseball. Huh?

Tiger Woods better stick to his day job. Woods took some swings against buddy John Smoltz on Wednesday, striking out twice and walking once before “singling” in his final at-bat. Woods took a 75-mph fastball and sent it up the middle. Smoltz tipped his cap to say Woods got a base hit, but Braves pitching coach Roger McDowell wasn’t so sure.

“I’ve got our second baseman making that play,” McDowell said.

Oh, screw you, McDowell, you crotchety bastard. If Tiger wanted to, he could shoot laser lightning bolts out of his eyes and destroy you on the spot. You got beef, kid?

Didn’t think so.