Shaq weighs in on Mayweather nonsense

February 27th, 2008 | Posted by PostmanR

Hi, my name is Shaquille O’Neal. You may remember me from such films as “Kaazam”, “Blue Chips” and “Steel.” I think Floyd Mayweather is the best fighter in the world and the Big Show is big, but he likes to talk a lot. So I think Mayweather is going to win at Wrestlemania.

But also, none of this really matters, because the match will be predetermined because it’s PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AND NOTHING ABOUT IT IS REAL. IT’S ALL STAGED! CAN’T YOU SEE THIS, PEOPLE!

(Sorry, I had to get that out. It’s cool if you like professional wrestling; it’s just hard not to see the stupid transparency in all this. Which I guess is what is to be celebrated about the “sport” in the first place. Also, I really liked Goldberg in middle school. I liked him a lot. Video via FanIQ.)