Happy Birthday, R!

January 23rd, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

We have a bit of a tradition of celebrating birthdays around here; you might recall R doing it up real nice for my birthday in August. So let’s take a quick moment out of the day to give a written OTPHJ to one Mr. R: proprietor, designer, blogger, and all around great dude.

To be honest, I’m not sure words can describe the sexiness this man possesses. Take the smoldering abs of 300’s Leonidas, the boyish charm of Matt Damon, the grown-ass-man gravitas of George Clooney, and the cheekbones of Brad Pitt … and you’re starting to get there. You’d have to mix in, say, DiCaprio’s talent and Day-Lewis’ intensity to get in the ballpark, and after that, I’m still not sure you’d have a working description. Plus, he works with CSS and HTML. Sorry ladies. I didn’t mean to make you faint just then.

So tip your glasses to the man with the most asses. You just read the gayest thing either of us have ever written — consider that your birthday present to him.

Happy Birthday, R!

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5 Responses to “ Happy Birthday, R!”


  1. Ms. PostmanE
    January 23, 20089:55 am

    I might trade my postman in for another postman the way you make R sound. Happy Birthday!

  2. Tooch
    January 23, 200810:11 am

    Might I also add that his music stylings combine those of John Lennon, Bob Dylan, Axl Rose, Lil’ Wayne, Eric Clapton and Chubby Checker. What a sexy man indeed.

  3. snissen
    January 23, 200810:28 am

    Happy Birthday, kid. Sorry I can’t be there to draw in sharpie all over your face this year. Have a fun one.

  4. PostmanR
    January 23, 200810:33 am

    The best part of this post was when you described my sexiness sans a photo.

    This was a good decision, lest your hyperbole be totally ruined by the sight of me.

  5. brosallman
    January 23, 20082:55 pm

    I’ll second that!

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