Patriots fans overcome their shyness

January 21st, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

Perhaps you’ve heard the news in the past, oh, four years or so: Boston fans have it pretty good. The Patriots are an honest-to-Tom Cruise dynasty; the Red Sox are no longer a joke but instead a well-funded scouting powerhouse; and the Celtics are tearing through the Eastern Conference at about the same rate they were losing games just a year ago. It’s been a remarkable turnaround, this Boston thing. Even I remember when to be from Boston meant to live a tortured sports existence, to know the worst of fandom year in and year out. Now, Boston fans are what they once hated: Yankee fans. The accent is different, though no less annoying. They’re Yankee fans. Nothing more. Nothing less.

And with that newfound dominance comes, apparently, a distinct lack of shyness about gametime activities. From a Craiglist post this weekend; heads up, this is going to get NSFW in a hurry:

26m white, 155lbs…6ft, brn/brn 6″cock here. Looking for some fun during the patriots game. Jerk off during the game, when the Pats score a touchdown, you suck my cock until it explodes….Pats fieldgoal and you lick my asshole…anybody interested?? 18- 30 ONLY! NO FACE PIC = NO REPLY.
Thanxx

No, Thankxx you, mystery man. Now that I know that you are getting your nether regions licked every time Stephen Gostkowski lines one up, you’ve totally restored the sexiness of the Patriots. Tom Cruise’s work, I say.

(HT Note: Matthew Yglesias)