Wade Phillips is having a tough day

January 14th, 2008 | Posted by PostmanE

As if yesterday’s loss wasn’t enough, poor Wade Phillips lost his keys after the game. Little did he know that was only the beginning of his troubles, troubles that would eventually include witnessing Jason Garrett’s death and apathetically accepting a Jerry Jones flavor infusion.

For the record, that second link is the culmination of a season’s worth of brilliant Jones-Phillips interaction. It’s been, as they say, WOOHOO, FUCKING CRAZY!!!!