Weekend Fun: Out early

December 7th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanE

Yes, it’s a long and winding road to Bloomington, IN. [That road is actually very straight, and really not all that long when viewed in a larger geographical context. - Ed.] so we’ve got to peace out of here early today. But before we do, we’d like to remind you that I WORK FOR ESPN AND YOU TOTALLY DON’T LOSAR!!!!!1!!!!!1

Mike Indiana: How did your mediocre basketball career prepare you for a mediocre broadcasting career?
Doug Gottlieb: (4:04 PM ET ) So your mediocre life can prepare you for a mediocre afterlife…and by the way, which one of us works for ESPN… hey and next time…when I you say 30 minutes or less….get here on time with my pizza.
John (Notre Dame): Doug, I lost my credit card, where were you last night?
SportsNation Doug Gottlieb: (4:27 PM ET ) Ask your mom.
Johns Mom (Notre Dame): GOTTLIEB I KNOW YOU STOLE MY SON’S CREDIT CARD!
SportsNation Doug Gottlieb: (4:34 PM ET ) Ten years ago I made a mistake…and payed for it…18 years ago YOU WERE your parents mistake and they are still paying for it.

FOR YOU ARE A BUT PIZZA DELIVERY DRIVER AND I AM ON ESPN AND THUS VERY VERY IMPORTANT! SILLY PROLE! YOUR PARENTS DIDN’T WANT YOU AND YOUR MOM! THAT’S IT … JUST … YOUR MOM! A-HA! Now stand back as I tilt my head and furrow my brow toward camera three. Watch how it’s done, Tom Brennan.

Got ‘em, Dougie. Really got ‘em.

Happy border war weekend, everyone.