Young Theo was a stud

September 13th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

It’s not often men of such genius and pure good looks are laid before us in a more mortal state, but thanks to Surviving Grady, here is Red Sox GM Theo Epstein in third grade.

Funny, he looks like your neighborhood emo kid; except, you know, he’s not actually trying so hard to be different and rebellious.