Mike Vick, author, talking points memo

September 5th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanE

While not the clearest outline ever constructed (where are the Roman Numerals?), Vick’s apology note sure covers all the bases, even the little “dogs have suffered” bit he apparently never got around to during his apology.

PETA’s skills in recovering dog abusers’ apologetic slips of hotel paper: excellent. PETA’s skills in not alienating me with over the top “we’ll-get-the-bad-guys-let’s-roll” nonsense: poor. Very, very poor.