Yi Jianlian demands a good looking Chinese girlfriend, at once!

August 3rd, 2007 | Posted by PostmanE

randomchinesemodel.jpgAs much as we rip on the city of Milwaukee (Seriously watch this video! Please! Are we the only ones who think that is hilarious? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!), it’s probably not fair, what Eazy-Yi is doing to those fine midwesterners. Causing them strife, angering them … it’s not good. But at least Yi has his priorities in order:

Now we know the “real” reason Yi Jianlian is balking at playing in Milwaukee.

Said Ma Jian, a former Chinese basketball star: “Of course, definitely, CBA (Chinese Basketball Association) and Yi’s agents would prefer that he play in cities with large Chinese population. It will benefit both CBA and Yi; it will help promotion. And it will guarantee him better restaurants and perhaps better looking Chinese girlfriend.”

How bad does it suck to be a Chinese Milwaukeean right now? Not only is Yi convinced your community is weak, but now he’s taking on the looks of your women. Will no one speak out on Milwaukee’s behalf? Oh, right.

(HT: Sports Frog)

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5 Responses to “ Yi Jianlian demands a good looking Chinese girlfriend, at once!”


  1. Easy Yi will stay in Milwaukee after all | The Postmen | A Sports Blog.
    August 29, 20071:26 pm

    […] on, Matt. I know you better that. We both know the real answer. Why, Yi’s had time to scope out the Chinese women in Milwaukee and there are plenty of potential prospects out there. Also, I would assume Kevin Hunt […]

  2. aslam
    September 4, 20071:15 am

    hi come on

  3. Yi Jianlian: So hot right now in China | The Postmen | A Sports Blog.
    November 6, 20074:19 pm

    […] he and his handlers weren’t sure if that was a great fit because there weren’t enough Chinese groupies to go around in the FINE CITY OF MILWAUKEE YOU POMPOUS EAST COAST […]

  4. Simon
    March 1, 20085:33 am

    Well, it’s unashamed self-promotion, but you really do need one of these –> http://www.cafepress.com/tregorran.49993937

  5. aSAD
    December 31, 20085:06 pm

    WHOA THAT BABE IS HOT

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