Somewhere, Josh McRoberts is wilting into his pillow

August 2nd, 2007 | Posted by PostmanE

I have a serious hatred for the Hills, so much so that I watched an entire episode one time just so I could write snarky, immature comments about it. That was a very douchy thing to do, but I take solace in the fact that the douchiness requisite to write, star in, or produce the Hills still ranks far above blogging about the Hills. (On second thought, maybe not.)

I have a serious hatred for Josh McRoberts. He’s overrated, (by all accounts) overbearingly cocky, he cried during a game until noted small person Steve Wojo slapped him in the face with a towel … what’s not to dislike?

And now, finally, these two serious objects of disgust have collided, once and for all, and I think my heart just exploded out of my chest:

… according to insiders, if Lauren was hoping for a slam-dunk in game of love when she recently stepped out with NBA rookie Josh McRoberts, she was sorely mistaken. While the pair was seen leaving Hollywood hotspot Les Deux on July 17 holding hands, the date was actually a dud. “She thinks he’s immature,” says the insider. “It was the first and last date.”

Wait, you mean a guy who couldn’t even make it through 40 minutes in the ACC without spilling some is … immature? No! Never! And the blond girl from the MTV series has an inflated sense of self-worth? Get out of here!

(HT: Extra Mustard)