Flea would like Kobe Bryant to stay in Los Angeles

July 5th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

So Flea, he of Back to the Future and Red Hot Chili Peppers fame, apparently has a blog on NBA.com. And, he recently used his Interweb space to pen a love letter an open letter to Kobe Bryant, rampant with ellipses and devoid of periods.

A sample:

kobe, you have said that you are a laker fan
that you grew up a laker fan
wow, and you grew up to become the best basketball player in the world
and on the lakers!
and they gave you more money than 99.9.9.9.9.9.9.9.9.9 percent of the
people in the world could ever dream of to do it
what a story of a life!….whoa!

kobe bryant………………..we true fans, have lived this story
too……………..we know it is not easy to do what you have
done…….

Um, yeah, let’s just stick to the bass playing, aye there Flea?

(Via Extra Mustard. The Chili Peppers RAWK, by the way.)