Michele Tafoya will f!ck you up

July 2nd, 2007 | Posted by PostmanE

tafoyarico.jpgIn the midst of a treatise on whether Erin Andrews is hot or not — to be honest, I’ve always had a weird thing for Rachel Nichols — Orson at EDSBS drops this beautiful gem culled from Michele Tafoya’s Wikipedia page. Basically, Michele ain’t afraid to get liquored up and rowdy:

Michele caused a bit of embarrassing national controversy for herself as she attended the 2003 University of Michigan-University of Minnesota football game at the Metrodome. According to reports, a drunken Tafoya did not take kindly to rowdy fans below her suite. She dumped a cup of beer [2] (perhaps two) on the fans, drenching many others below, hitting one 13-year-old girl in the eye.[3] Witnesses say she also went on a profanity-laced tirade. Police were called to her suite, removing her from the game.

Far be it from me to judge what happens when a few drinks go down the gullet. After all, we’ve all had our physically damaging, morally degrading run-ins with the demon juice. But the next time you think Tafoya’s trying to play it straight on Monday Night Football, well, just remember she’s like the rest of us: she’d rather be drunk.

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5 Responses to “ Michele Tafoya will f!ck you up”


  1. Fornelli
    July 2, 20073:14 pm

    I’ve kinda always had a thing for Nichols too. Whereas I’m pretty sure Erin Andrews would laugh off my advances, I get the feeling Nichols would get on her knees after a few drinks.

    That and there’s something about her eyes that makes me think she’s into all kinds of freaky shit.

  2. Covert Jerk
    July 3, 20073:54 am

    Nichols is one of those broads you won’t admit you banged to your friends because she’s not hot enough to walk next to on the street but she has enough assets for a mercy bang.

    I like Michele Tafoya a lot after what I just read… Isn’t it much better to know that these people aren’t perfect like the rest of us??

    Maybe that’s just me.

  3. Simple Simon
    July 5, 20077:58 am

    Rachel Michols has yellow teeth. That’s a three drink minimum.

    I bet Linda Cohn’s into the grabass, though.

  4. Miguel
    July 5, 20071:22 pm

    What about Coleen Dominguez ?? Hottie………..

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