Do not chew tobacco around Roger Clemens

May 31st, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

Because if you were to chew tobacco in front of the Rocket, he will chastise you about it while sporting a Reebok windbreaker. Then, out of nowhere, horrific images of mouth cancer will flash.

The kid’s nervous laugh at the end tells me he’s learned his lesson. I know I’ve learned mine.

(HT: Fellow MLB FanHouser Red of Surviving Grady who I believe uploaded the video onto YouTube as well.)