Hey fatty! Want a burrito? You do, don’t you fat boy?
Before we get lost in the majesty of the National Title game tonight - preview post coming shortly - here’s this hilarious item from SI.com today. Apparently, the owner of Pancheros, a Chipotle/Qdoba burrito knock-off in Iowa City, is willing to give Rick Majerus as many free burritos as he wants if he becomes the coach:
Panchero’s Mexican Grill founder Rodney Anderson wants Rick Majerus as Iowa’s next coach — and is putting his money where his mouth is.
Anderson said Friday that if Majerus becomes the next coach of the Hawkeyes, Panchero’s will give the coach free burritos for the duration of his stay in Iowa City.
“Offering free burritos to Majerus is something I’m proud to do to show our support if he accepts the position,” Anderson said.
It might take more than Mexican food to pull Majerus away from his current job as a college basketball analyst for ESPN, however. His agent, Sandy Montag, told the Associated Press last week that Majerus is enjoying his stint in television.
Anderson might as well say “Hey, you fat fuck! Free burritos! How are you going to turn that shit down?! You’re not, that’s how! You freakin’ Goodyear blimp!” If I was Majerus, I’d be a bit insulted.
Plus, I’ve been to Pancheros … I’m a noted expert on burritos, and these are suspect at best, usually consumed only after 20 or so alcoholic beverages. If I was Majerus, I’d instead hold out for an offer from Whitey’s Ice Cream. And then I would immediately accept that position.
UPDATE: Apparently, Majerus was able to hold off, as Butler coach Todd Lickliter accepted the position today. Wait: does he get free burritos too?
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first off, growing up in california, i’m spoiled with good mexican food and namely tacquerias (sp?).
but chipotle is a fucking joke. maybe in the midwest it can hold its own, but in cali, that shit would be burned to the ground in protest. c’mon. white rice?! white fucking rice?!
second, if i’m majerus i take the deal. or hold out for the oriental massage parlor to come through with a similar deal.
Whoa whoa whoa ZLS … Chipotle is serious stuff. You don’t go talking about a man’s livelihood like that.
I might go buy one right now, just to prove a point. A spicy, delicious point.
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