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People really, really don’t like Joakim Noah
Spurred on by Pat Forde’s story today, we had a look at some of the Facebook groups that have sprouted thanks to one collective trait: a seething hate for Joakim Noah. Some examples:
- Joakim Noah Looks Like Chewbacca
- I wanna set Joakim Noah’s hair on fire
- Joakim Noah Is The Ugliest Thing I’ve Ever Seen
- Joakim Noah=Sloth from Goonies
- Joakim Noah looks like a stressed out single mom!
- Joakim Noah is Unnecessarily Ugly
- Joakim Noah spends hours a day in front of the mirror fixing his ponytail
- Joakim Noah looks an awful lot like my sister
- Breathe if you hate Joakim Noah
It goes on like this for 155 groups! I knew people hated the guy - and I knew Noah understood he had “haters” - but man, nothing can describe the embarrassment Noah faces every time he wants to update his interests!
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I think my favorite is Joakim Noah=Sloth from Goonies…it’s never good to be compared to the looks that Sloth had. I mean I love Sloth, but damn he’s ugly.
Facebook is almost bursting at the seems with pent up homosexual lust.
Mr. PostmanE: Thanks for pointing out the disgustingly obvious. I don’t understand this level of hate-it is actually a hate crime. It needs to be stopped. It is organized, follows the Bulls games, shows up at the games. Hate crimes are punishable, this should be no exception. What journalistic action are you going to take here, PostmanE, since you brought it up.
The guy doesn’t move me one way or another. I’m not sure what makes any guy attractive so it’s hard for me to judge. I suppose I could pick out a couple traits that are probably not on anyone’s “preferred traits” list but, I can’t go so far as to judge the severity of the turn off.
That’s not exactly the reason I’m posting, though. I’m posting because of that hate crime comment.
It’s people like you that exaggerate and over dramatize things that halt any progress on that topic in its true form. You fail to recognize that there is, and always has been, a universal human trait to simply judge in general and no judgment will please everyone and it doesn’t require hatred for it to be negative.
You’re just making people walk on eggshells over the unnecessary and dramatic lines you draw to the point where nobody can naturally communicate human to human without worry. You’re the people who make damn sure there are lines to separate all people while preaching the opposite. Just shut up.
Do you even realize the implications of what you said? If this silly crap constitutes being considered hateful to the extent of being illegal, the cops need to start clearing out the elementary schools, because that’s all it really amounts to.
Joakim noah is NOT ugly hes an attractive guy he just needs a womens touch. But u all are haters!