Allegedly, Michael Jordan has no game

March 14th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

Via the always-on-top-of-things MJD over at the FanHouse (where else), comes this snippet in the life that is Michael Jordan.

Michael Jordan threw up an air ball with the ladies last week at the ME Hotel in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The retired all-star and his entourage spent three hours chatting up a gaggle of spring-break babes, ordering a constant stream of mojitos, tequila shots and sushi, but Jordan ended the night without even a phone number in his pocket.

OK, to address a few thing here. First: If I was devouring a constant stream of tequila, mojitos and sushi, I might as well just be doing so in a toilet stall. Because I can only assume that’s where I’m going to be for the remainder of my night anyways.

Second: This reaffirms the fact that Superman, is indeed, suddenly vulnerable.

Third: These girls were dumb not to go back with him. I mean, he probably would have even paid for their cab ride home in the morning back to their hotel. Is that Sig Chi guy staying in the Days Inn going to do that for you, honey? Fuck. No.