The continuing story of Heather Mills

March 13th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

Since this day has already started out in a less than sporty manner, and since nothing of particular relevance is matriculating through the blogosphere, let me direct your attention to this bit of information about Paul McCartney’s new ex-wife, Heather Mills.

Meanwhile, with her debut on Dancing with the Stars just a week away, Mills has expressed confidence that her artificial leg will not fly off during the reality competition’s high-stepping routines, telling Extra that such an event is “very unlikely.”

Nonetheless, offshore gambling Website bodog.com has started accepting wagers on the possibility of the prosthetic limb coming unattached unexpectedly, with a maximum bet of $50 on the outcome. The site is specifying that the limb “must fall off, not be purposely taken off,” in order for bets to be honored.

Yes, this is awesome. Except, you’d probably be stupid to place this bet, since Heather doesn’t really foresee it happening.
But, you know what’s a great thing to bet on instead? Why, the NCAA tournament, of course. You always win money betting on it I hear. Like, if you enter a pool with 40 people from work, you’re like guaranteed to make money or something. It’s why everyone loves March Madness. Because they always make money, duh.