Robots evolving at an alarming rate

February 6th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

Back at the beginning of January, I scoffed at robots and their athleticism. But hey, it’s 2007. And the world of technology is just so evolutionary, man.

Case in point: This little bugger skating around. He seems to posses the athletic prowess of a create-a-player with some Johnny Weir mixed in for good measure.

Don’t let his cute demeanor trick you though. Why, you may ask? Well, I’ll tell you why. Have you ever seen that Simpsons episode were they go to Itchy & Scratchy Land? Pure chaos, my friends. Pure chaos.

Bart: (looking at license plates) Hmmm… Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort!? (scoffs) Oh, come on, Bort?
Kid (called Bort): Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate!
Lady: No, come along, Bort.
Man (also called Bort): Hey, you talking to me?
Lady: No, my son is also named ‘Bort’.