Some Super Bowl betting help for you suckers

February 1st, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

Much has been made of the Billy Joel “just how long will he sing the National Anthem?” bet, which you can wager on over at the fine sports betting site, Bodog. You can also bet on about 1,000,000,000,000 other things for Sunday’s matchup over at Bodog.

Let’s dip into some, shall we?

Who will score more on Sunday: LeBron James or the Indianapolis Colts?

Well, LeBrizzle and the Cavs are hosting the Pistons at home Sunday. James is averaging 27.2 points a game. Eh, this one is TOUGH. Let’s go with LeBron here. Hopefully he drops over 30, because I see the Colts easily being able to score 27 or perhaps more on the Bears. OK, so maybe it would be better to go with the Colts then? Man, this betting stuff is hard.

Who will have more: James Blunt total Grammy wins or Peyton Manning total touchdown passes?

James Blunt is a douche. Plus, he’s British. BUT, Peyton Manning is a douche. And, he plays for the Colts. All that aside, I’d go with Peyton here. Yeah, Blunt is up for five grammys. HOWEVA, he has to go against Gnarles Barkley in the ‘record of the year’ category. No way he wins that one. So that like, totally means Peyton will get more TD passes than Blunt grammy awards. It’s science, people.

Who will have more on Sunday: Brian Urlacher solo tackles or Jason Kidd assists?

Definitely J. Kidd. He’s averaging almost nine dimes a game. Yes, Urlacher is quite the linebacker, but come on, I don’t see him racking up that many solo tackles. Racking up that many Miami women? Why yes, of course.

As far as the actual game line?

The Colts are seven point favorites. My head says take them to cover, my heart says Bears: 40 Colts: 0. So, yeah, um…wait, is that James Blunt playing outside my window? I must go investigate.