Did you really expect anything else in Cook County?

January 23rd, 2007 | Posted by PostmanR

Praise the Lord. Praise Allah. Praise Buddha. Tank Johnson will be allowed to leave the state of Illinois and participate in the Super Bowl in Miami.

Phew. Miami is a prefect place for Tank to be hanging out all next week. Because if there’s anything Miami is not know for it’s this:

Or this:

Nope. No clubs. No guns. Will Smith loooves that place though. Observe: