Day Two of MannBradying Week: Tom totally has the hotter girlfriend

January 16th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanE

Hey, competition is competition, and when it comes to pleasing the ladies, Thomas Brady will not be outdone.

From the Boston Herald, via The Big Lead:

Word from San Diego is that supermodel Gisele Bundchen - who once professed her admiration for the New England Patriots [team stats] QB/QT - was outside the Pats’ locker room after Tom & Co. shocked the Chargers on Sunday.

“She was standing outside the locker room, just kind of leaning against the wall,” said our spy in the bowels of QualComm Stadium. “No one noticed her, she was dressed like a high-school kid, just in jeans and a T-shirt. But she is gorgeous.”

Adding fuel to this possible Gisele-Brady hook-up is the fact that the Victoria’s Secret’s sweetheart was in the company of Tom’s go-to guy Will McDonough, (no relation to the late columnist).

“He’s Tom’s Do-Boy,” said our spy. “If she was with him, she was headed for Tom.”

Your move, Manning.

One can imagine Peyton spotting Gisele around the locker room, or reading this somewhere, cursing under his breath and “saying: God, please. Seriously. This isn’t funny anymore. It’s really not. He can have the three Super Bowls, and the 12-1 playoff record … and even the hot supermodel girlfriends. I honestly don’t care. I JUST WANT ONE. I work harder than anyone in the league, I’m very funny in commercials … please, PLEASE, just let me win one. I really don’t think I’m asking for that much here.”

At which point God, in his infinite wisdom, will laugh heartily and cause Manning to have an arm-spasm mid-throw while the football glides gently into the outstretched arms of Roosevelt Colvin. And he will look upon his work, and it will be good.