This cat is more newsworthy than Barry Bonds

January 11th, 2007 | Posted by PostmanE

OK, so I gave it a shot. I was genuinely going to write something about everybody’s favorite drug-addled future all time home runs leader, and then, as with nearly every post on this blog, I said to myself “Hey man, writing’s kinda hard. Why not just find some sort of methamphetamine-related academic video and dedicate it to Barry? That would be much easier.”

But a quick Youtube search for “greenies” delivered a few gems far more entertaining than any sobering discussion of baseball’s steroid-infected past.

First, this guy. Lord knows what he thought he was doing here, but for some reason, this is the first freaking “greenies” search result. Sometimes, Youtube mystifies. Anyway, cool vitamin water, d-bag.

Secondly, this meekrat is so pissed. Meekrat - go!

And, lastly, my favorite. “Greenies, Barry? Barry, you want some greenies? Barrrrry…greenies, Barry. Get some greenies Barry…”

Yes, you just wasted your time with all of that. But if it was time you would have spent thinking seriously about Barry Bonds and what it all means, man, well, consider these brain waves well spent.