‘I normally don’t do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them.’
Um, if you were to watch the above video - a rather amazing compilation of Mike Tyson interviews ripe with the man’s lunacy and lisp - you would hear him address a female reporter with that line at about the 4:16 mark.
You NEED to watch this video. If only to watch a helpless Jim Gray as he tries to ask Mike a simple question a few times in row. But all Tyson talks about in response is praising Mohammad and Allah, ripping out hearts and eating children.
Which is pretty much my typical Saturday night. Isn’t it yours?
(Aside: I’ve never heard a man use the word fornicate so much in my life. Don’t ever let anyone tell you Mike Tyson is dumb. Never ever let them do that to you.)
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“I’ve been robbed of all my money - can I at least get a blow job?”
I said that to my girlfriend the other night after I bought dinner. It did not have the desired effect.
Tyson should take a page out of Marv Albert’s book with women.
“I had to bang my best friend.”
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I doubt he is stupid,but he is the most fucking erratic person I’ve seen in my life.Why does he say fornicate when he can just say fuck like he does with boxers.At the daily show,he wasn’t pissed off at all,Mike is a really weird person,he also has some addiction with blowjobs and shit lol.All and all,his knowledge of vocabulary goes from shit like lascivious to rabid cursing.
“…don’t ever let anyone tell you Mike Tyson is dumb…I doubt he is stupid…”…What are you guys, MORONS??? He is the dumbest-ass, stupidest urchin imaginable. This guy has the brain power of bacteria. He needs to, “fornicate”, with a train locomotive moving at about 70 mph in order to help protect the rest of us from his genetic material contaminating the overall gene pool.
oi rapid eat a dick you online gangster you wish you any where near as succesful as myke tyson show respect becasue he would stil fuck your shit up now you punk bitch