It’s probably because he uses Amp’d Mobile

November 22nd, 2006 | Posted by PostmanR

The text-messaging stories are creeping up on us again. Heaven help us all.

This time, it’s T.O. saying he will not send Donovan McNabb a “Get Well Soon” text message in regards to McNabb’s torn ACL.

“Absolutely not.”

Dick.

And Owen’s is still contending he never received a “hang in there” text message from McNabb after he tried to kill himself tried to gain publicity took too many pills, even though McNabb says he sent one to T.O.

I think I’ve figured out the problem with No. 81 and his cell phone mishaps. Dude must have Amp’d Mobile.

Son, you know Amp’d is weak. Sure, its commercials are pretty funny, but seriously, do you know anyone who uses Amp’d Mobile? Would a rational human being ever subscribe to its service? I’m sure it’s just dropped after dropped call and you only receive like, half of the text messages people send you.

Addendum: It appears as if T.O. probably uses Boost Mobile. Equally terrible cellular service in my book.