Thinking about a Nintendo Wii, were you?

November 21st, 2006 | Posted by PostmanE

You may not be able to get one right away … but maybe that’s a blessing in disguise.

See, people are really talking up Wii Sports, a game that includes bowling, tennis, golf, baseball and other simple games to get people used to the Wii Remote, the motion-censored controller that is supposed to really bring you into the game, man. This seems to defeat the purpose of video games altogether: to be able to work in your couch’s ass groove AND experience the lives of Brian Urlacher, C.J. from San Andreas and Darth Vader all in one sitting.

Plus, if you get a Wii, at some point, you WILL end up looking like this goofball. Stay away; get a 360 or a PS3 and sit comfortably on your couch, where no level of physical activity - or embarassment - can harm you.

Pshh. Sneaky game designers, trying to make us exercise.