Celebrity friends = world takeover?
Super cool and fab couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes marriage was probably really extravagant in Italy this weekend. I bet you Katie’s dress was crafted by Xenu himself.
And they hang out with Posh and Beckham, which ups their game a considerable amount. That is, until, I read the reports that Mr. Real Madrid and Ms. Spice Girl may be converting to Scientology.
That’s just not cool. Sure Beckham can teach Tom’s little ones some soccer and bending and all that jazz, but dude, lay off the Scientology. If the most popular and recognizable face in the most popular and recognizable sport in the world starts to believe in L. Ron Hubbard’s teachings, it won’t be long before everyone in the world is getting their E-meter on.
It could be a mass world takeover. I’m scared. You should be, too.
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TOLEDO, Ohio — Holy Toledo!
The world almost came to an end in this shrinking rust-belt Midwest city on the western edge of Lake Erie as Toledo native Katie Holmes married strange-guy Tom Cruise.
On the same day in the city which is at the center of the Ohio State/Michigan rivalry, with all of the hype leading up to The Game, if both events did not occur, God help us with what would have happened to this city.
With both events following through as planned, early police reports indicate the only casualty on this date was Mrs. Holmes-Cruise (and Llllloyd Carr).