There’s no way we can still convince you?

August 29th, 2006 | Posted by PostmanE

Retire. That simple. What are you still doing here? You’re no longer needed; the next generation is here, the millenial generation, full of guys that throw harder and run faster.

Look, we didn’t want to have to tell you like this. We wanted it to be on your terms, Brett, wanted you to be in control, like you were for so many years behind center. We wanted you to peace out peacefully, to trot away from the game at your own leisure.

But here you are still. Playing three quarters of a preseason game against the Bengals. Hurting, getting beaten. Badly. Why do this? Is this necessary? What are you trying to prove?

There’s still time. Aaron Rodgers is right there, and sure, people in Green Bay will be pissed, but they’re the only ones. Oh, and Joe Theismann too - but they’ll get over it.

Everyone else will thank you. Because you’re not just hurting yourself, or your legacy, Brett - you’re hurting us. Do the right thing; end it. End it end it end it. Or face severe punishment: